Sunday, January 20, 2008
Let's Get This Party Started Quickly, Right?
I was right.
All y'all were wrong.
I can safely say, with 100% conviction that The DJ is not The One.
How do I know this?
Because. Kevin and I had talked of going to The Party tonight together. I didn't want to show up alone, and figured Kevin was the perfect booty shaking partner. So I sent him a text earlier today asking him about the plans for tonight. After several hours, I started to get a little worried that I hadn't heard back from him. So I called him. No answer.
A few very short minutes later, I got a very long text message from The DJ. Explaining that Kevin is going to The Party tonight with a girl that The DJ is involved with, but Kevin didn't know how to tell me.
And I officially dub myself The World's Most Undate-able Human Being.
All y'all were wrong.
I can safely say, with 100% conviction that The DJ is not The One.
How do I know this?
Because. Kevin and I had talked of going to The Party tonight together. I didn't want to show up alone, and figured Kevin was the perfect booty shaking partner. So I sent him a text earlier today asking him about the plans for tonight. After several hours, I started to get a little worried that I hadn't heard back from him. So I called him. No answer.
A few very short minutes later, I got a very long text message from The DJ. Explaining that Kevin is going to The Party tonight with a girl that The DJ is involved with, but Kevin didn't know how to tell me.
And I officially dub myself The World's Most Undate-able Human Being.
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