The Virginity Monologues

I am a girl in DIRE straits. My vibrator broke last weekend. And my black book is empty. A good friend is calling me to tell me about the new guy in her life who is fucking her literally 4-5 times a night. And having recently taken a dip into the One Night Stand pool and discovering that I'm not so much a fan, there really isn't any end to my misery anywhere in sight. Woe is me.

Nothing else to report today because I can't concentrate on anything other than how horny I am.

Today's Title from: A.D.I.D.A.S. by Killer Mike