Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Felt like it rained till the roof caved in
Memorable quotes from the last week of my life:
On my way to work this morning
Boy who stands on street corner a lot and has a thing for me: Hey, wait up a minute, I gotta ask you a question.
Me: Yes?
Boy: So, is it still no?
Me: Yes, it's still no.
Boy: That just ain't right!
Me: I'll keep that in mind.
Saturday morning
Strolling through SoHo
Me: There are two things I never say 'no' to, brunch and sex.
Ana: I think we're going to get along just fine.
Saturday night
On ordering her tacos at the mexican restaurant
Shannon: I'll have 2 hard and one soft.
A random man that we had met was beat-boxing (terribly) for us and stopped suddenly,
Shannon: Chloe, did he forget what he was beating?
Saying goodbye to a friend of Shannon's I had met that night
Rod: Chloe, you're so great. We'll have to hang out again when I haven't been doing so much blow.
On whom he thinks we most look like:
Random Man to me: Britney Spear's sister!
That's right, folks. In actuality, more than any other celebrity, I have been told that I most resemble, my most hated nemesis:
This Random Weird guy, took it one step further and told me that I look like:
Commence self-loathing and major reconstructive plastic surgery.
Today's Title from: Two Words by Kanye West
On my way to work this morning
Boy who stands on street corner a lot and has a thing for me: Hey, wait up a minute, I gotta ask you a question.
Me: Yes?
Boy: So, is it still no?
Me: Yes, it's still no.
Boy: That just ain't right!
Me: I'll keep that in mind.
Saturday morning
Strolling through SoHo
Me: There are two things I never say 'no' to, brunch and sex.
Ana: I think we're going to get along just fine.
Saturday night
On ordering her tacos at the mexican restaurant
Shannon: I'll have 2 hard and one soft.
A random man that we had met was beat-boxing (terribly) for us and stopped suddenly,
Shannon: Chloe, did he forget what he was beating?
Saying goodbye to a friend of Shannon's I had met that night
Rod: Chloe, you're so great. We'll have to hang out again when I haven't been doing so much blow.
On whom he thinks we most look like:
Random Man to me: Britney Spear's sister!
That's right, folks. In actuality, more than any other celebrity, I have been told that I most resemble, my most hated nemesis:
This Random Weird guy, took it one step further and told me that I look like:
Commence self-loathing and major reconstructive plastic surgery.
Today's Title from: Two Words by Kanye West
