The Virginity Monologues

Last night I got on the treadmill and just started running. I ran until I got kicked off (there's a time limit on cardio machines during peak hours). It was an interesting experience. I haven't run in a while, so I expected to get winded after the first mile and then alternate walking and running. 2.5 miles later (I'm not, by any stretch of the imagination FAST), I was still going strong and could have kept going if not for other people with a need to run. Where did the endurance come from? I'm stupefied!

Then this morning, I put on a pair of pants that, a month ago, I couldn't even button.