Tuesday, August 09, 2005
The Ties that Bind...
It's the weirdest thing ever, I actually have nothing to say. It's completely unprecedented.
So, I think I may have become a slut. I don't exactly know where the line is, but it's entirely possible that I've crossed it. I've officially had sex with a total of 2 men (not at the same time- get your filthy minds out of the gutter). It just so happens that these 2 men are best friends. They don't care. But I do. The whole scenario is weird. Are they comparing notes? Don't they worry about me making comparisons? The weirdest part- the de-virginator, the one who got there first, has been talking to me about the friend, about dating the friend, etc, etc. He has also been insinuating to me that a repeat of our previous encounter is welcome at any time by him. I feel like I've stepped in the Sex Twilight Zone. I need to find a new group of men to start hooking up with, apparently.
Yankee game last night. They won- I'm sure it was because my presence brought them luck. Another one tonight- which they will assuredly also win. It's time Mr. Jeter recognized my good karma and just married me already. Sheesh.
So, I think I may have become a slut. I don't exactly know where the line is, but it's entirely possible that I've crossed it. I've officially had sex with a total of 2 men (not at the same time- get your filthy minds out of the gutter). It just so happens that these 2 men are best friends. They don't care. But I do. The whole scenario is weird. Are they comparing notes? Don't they worry about me making comparisons? The weirdest part- the de-virginator, the one who got there first, has been talking to me about the friend, about dating the friend, etc, etc. He has also been insinuating to me that a repeat of our previous encounter is welcome at any time by him. I feel like I've stepped in the Sex Twilight Zone. I need to find a new group of men to start hooking up with, apparently.
Yankee game last night. They won- I'm sure it was because my presence brought them luck. Another one tonight- which they will assuredly also win. It's time Mr. Jeter recognized my good karma and just married me already. Sheesh.
