The Virginity Monologues

If you've been paying attention, you would have noticed the conspicuous absence of a certain Mr. Wrong recently, mainly because he has been conspicuously absent from my life, vacationing somewhere and having sex with lots of people that aren't me.

He's back.

I haven't even seen him and my stomach is flippy-flopping. That can't be good.

I really need a new hobby. Anyone want to teach me how to knit?

Labels: Mr. Wrong